Only in a Third World Country

I've started a list that is entitled "You know you are in a third world country when." Here is what I have so far:

1)Your alarm clock is a rooster
2)You have no idea what time it is or what day it is.
3)Dogs lie in the middle of the streets
4)There are bars on your windows
5)A cold shower feels good
6)You are asked to do something one way the first time and a different way the next time
7)The baseball field and the airport landing strip are one and the same.
8)Kids play futbol in the street
9)Nobody wears shoes....not even the tourists
10) Nothing works right